Doesn't matter which one it is.
If only we could wear them all the time.
Kids wear their pajama bottoms everywhere.
Why not we?
Oh, not a flimsy thing,
not from some sexy catalog.
I'm talking red plaid flannel
pink flower jersey, winter fleece.
I wear them all the time
at home, in comfort.
Just don't come visit unexpectedly,
for I am clad in nightgown.
It saves on washing clothes.
Did you know?
It saves electricity.
It keeps my footprint green.
It's my best comfort,
my best friend,
my nightgown,
my lazybones, nightgown.